flatsound:

short girls are really cute, but so are short guys and also tall guys, which are almost as cute as tall girls. everyone is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.

(via punk--and--dis0rderly)

spukee:

in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’

(Source: rubee, via punk--and--dis0rderly)

Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realize that you don’t anymore.

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via shakespearwasaflirt)

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

(via dicklover3000)

standardwhore:

if you dont like cats, consider this:

ur wrong

(via noxiously)

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via dicklover3000)

slippier:

morning stretch

slippier:

morning stretch

(Source: wolfsmilk, via vodkapussy)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via vodkapussy)